Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We've never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you're about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we're not even sure why we're publishing all of these yo mama jokes.
A little over 15 years ago, our first, beautiful baby boy was born. I love him dearly, but omgwouldyoupleasebequietforfiveminutes instead of tellingthecashieryourlifestory. I was okay with that. I will never forget his obsession with weather, and how he had to set up a mini weather station out on our back deck. His grades? Never been a problem.
Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. More jokes about: age , dirty , jewish , old people , priest. Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!